FILE 408 / 22 July 2023 / 73 MIN / express

Never Saw That Coming

Townshend, VermontListen

The town

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We are going all the way to Vermont this week, Townshend, in southwestern Vermont. about 0:03:48

History, in brief

Town note

Named after Charles Townsend, the Secretary of War under King George III.

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1755

Between 1755 and 1761 plans and occupation of the town were abandoned because of the French and Indian War; the grant had to be settled within five years and had to be re-granted.

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Town note

The land had very fertile soil, but the many trees with deep roots made clearing and farming difficult.

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Town note

During the Civil War the town's population was 1,376, and about 120 men fought, almost 10 per cent of the population.

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All 8 history facts

Town note

Named after Charles Townsend, the Secretary of War under King George III.

about 0:05:21

1755

Between 1755 and 1761 plans and occupation of the town were abandoned because of the French and Indian War; the grant had to be settled within five years and had to be re-granted.

about 0:05:44

Town note

The land had very fertile soil, but the many trees with deep roots made clearing and farming difficult.

about 0:06:03

Town note

During the Civil War the town's population was 1,376, and about 120 men fought, almost 10 per cent of the population.

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Town note

Cash bounties of $500 were paid to men who signed up, a large sum at the time.

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Town note

The population has grown by almost nothing in 150 or 160 years and is still almost the same, within a hundred people.

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Town note

Many men did not return to Vermont after the war, which shrank the population.

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Town note

Townshend is where the town scenes of the film Funny Farm were shot.

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The figures, as told

Money

Median home value$288,600
Median household incomeabout $52,000
All figures and comparisons, as told in 2023

Population

"1,641"

No direction stated.

As told in 2023 about 0:04:24

Population during the Civil War

"1,376"

Comparison: "about the same as today". Direction: about the same.

As told in 2023 about 0:06:20

Median household income

"about $52,000"

Comparison: "national average, a little less". No direction stated.

As told in 2023 about 0:04:24

Median home price

"$288,600"

Comparison: "national average, less than". Direction: below.

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The reviews

3.5 / 5 · average of 2

4 stars

“It is a very tight-knit community, but it would be nice if there were more things to do.”
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3 stars

“It is a long commute to the nearest town, so shopping takes a whole day; the schools are only okay, nearby Brattleboro has a better high school, and the pizza place in the town centre always says it is opening but never does; a classic small town with classic small town problems.”
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The story

Robert Schriner was born in 1925 and raised in the Bronx, where he attended Bronx High School of Science. He served in the Second World War as a bombardier with the US Army Air Corps, was honourably discharged in 1945, and used the GI Bill to study landscape architecture at Syracuse University. He ran his own firm, Schriner and Schmidt, in Port Washington, New York. Between them they had nine children: three sons from his first marriage, five children from hers whom he adopted, and a son, Scott. The family lived for years in Claverac, New York.

In January 1993 the couple retired, sold the landscape business and moved to Townshend, Vermont. Robert's health was poor. He had been badly hurt in a car accident in the 1980s, had glaucoma, had lost a lung to cancer and suffered from chronic pneumonia.

The two began an affair in 2004 that lasted about two and a half months, meeting at motels every few weeks.

On the morning of 2 June 2004 Robert took an extremely large dose of Ambien, equivalent to about seven 10mg pills, although he had stopped taking the drug in April. First responders found him dead with dried blood around his head and concluded he had been dead for two or three hours. The medical examiner found he had been beaten about the head with a blunt, wedge-shaped object with three prongs, that his skull was fractured in two places and that gravel from the driveway was pressed into his head. His hands showed defensive injuries.

Her friend Diana Wickland, driving her away from the house, heard her say she had snapped, that she had put sleeping pills in his coffee and that she had used a bag because there was so much blood. A neighbour was told, 'don't worry, I did it'. Robert's blood was found on the door knob, on the storm door, in the basement and near her vehicle.

Her defence argued that the timeline cleared her: she had played tennis at River Tennis and Fitness in South Londonderry until 11.15am, collected a repaired lamp in Manchester Center, and had a time-stamped bank receipt from Charter One Bank in Jamaica at 12.21pm before reaching home at about 12.30. The prosecution pointed to the hour unaccounted for between 11.15 and 12.21. No murder weapon was found; a three-pronged rake her daughter removed the day before the funeral proved too weak, and a fireplace poker was negative.

In 2014, aged 81, she was granted a medical furlough and moved to a nursing home in Vermont; the episode says she appears to be still alive.

The case

Murder of Robert Schriner

Victims

Robert Schriner (78). retired landscape architect, Second World War veteran and Townshend select board member

Accused and outcomes

As told in the episode, on 22 July 2023.

Accused

Outcome

Other people

Susanna Palmer. fellow volunteer librarian, who heard say she wanted rid of her husband
Stephanie. daughter, who testified against her
Gary. eldest son, a lawyer from Long Island
Scott. and Robert's youngest son
Stephen Schriner. Robert's eldest son
Timothy Schriner. Robert's son, who called dominating, unfaithful and vengeful
Dr Stephen Shapiro. medical examiner who performed the autopsy

The timeline

  1. 1925 Robert Schriner is born; he is raised in the Bronx and graduates from Bronx High School of Scienceabout 0:11:45
  2. 1931 is born; she becomes a nurseabout 0:14:32
  3. 1943 Robert serves in the US Army Air Corps as a bombardier during the Second World Warabout 0:12:27
  4. 1945 Robert is honourably discharged and goes to Syracuse University on the GI Billabout 0:12:35
  5. the late 1950s Robert divorces his first wifeabout 0:13:18
  6. the early 1960s Robert marries , a nurse; between them they raise nine childrenabout 0:14:14
  7. January 1993 The couple retire, sell the landscape business and move from New York to Townshend, Vermont (Schriner house)about 0:16:39
  8. around 2000 Donald Boret becomes a friend of the Schriners and helps Robert around the houseabout 0:25:44
  9. November 2003 After Boret's brother dies, hugs him and their affair beginsabout 0:27:33
  10. 2004 and Donald Boret carry on an affair of about two and a half months, meeting at motelsabout 0:32:48
  11. April 2004 Robert stops taking his Ambien prescription (Schriner house)about 0:38:21
  12. June 2, 2004, about 8am Robert ingests an extremely large dose of Ambien, equivalent to about seven 10mg pills (Schriner house)about 0:38:17
  13. June 2, 2004, 11.15am leaves River Tennis and Fitness in South Londonderry after playing tennis (River Tennis and Fitness)about 0:52:48
  14. June 2, 2004, 12.21pm gets a time-stamped receipt at the Charter One Bank in Jamaica (Charter One Bank)about 0:53:07
  15. June 2, 2004, 12.28 to 12.38pm drives home, goes into the house and walks the dogs (Schriner house)about 0:53:19
  16. June 2, 2004, 1.30pm calls 911 saying she has found Robert bleeding in the driveway and not breathing (Schriner house)about 0:34:08

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