FILE 424 / 16 September 2023 / 71 MIN / express

The Bloodiest Present Under The Tree

Crystal, MinnesotaListen

The town

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"This is in Crystal, Minnesota, with a C" and "This is in Hennepin county" about 0:04:30

History, in brief

Town note

Crystal Lake Township is named for Crystal Lake, the lake it surrounds.

about 0:05:36

Town note

The first settler, John Ware Dow, arrived on March 26th.

about 0:05:50

Town note

Mrs Rhoda Bean arrived later that same year, in the winter.

about 0:06:36
All 6 history facts

Town note

Crystal Lake Township is named for Crystal Lake, the lake it surrounds.

about 0:05:36

Town note

The first settler, John Ware Dow, arrived on March 26th.

about 0:05:50

Town note

Mrs Rhoda Bean arrived later that same year, in the winter.

about 0:06:36

1860

In 1860 the government authorised the organisation of Crystal Lake Township.

about 0:06:47

1866

Minneapolis was not incorporated until 1866, so the two places grew up at the same time.

about 0:06:57

The figures, as told

Money

Median home value$292,600
Median household income$77,117
All figures and comparisons, as told in 2023

Population

"23,143"

No direction stated.

As told in 2023 about 0:04:59

Median household income

"$77,117"

Comparison: "national average, about $20,000 higher". Direction: above.

As told in 2023 about 0:05:13

Median home cost

"$292,600"

Comparison: "pretty average". No direction stated.

As told in 2023 about 0:05:26

The reviews

3.3 / 5 · average of 6

5 stars

“A quiet area that feels tucked away, only fifteen minutes from downtown.”
about 0:07:16

5 stars

“Lived there since he was three; very safe, most people friendly, easy to start a conversation, plenty of good places to eat and there is a Target.”
about 0:07:26

3 stars

“Depends exactly where you live; like many cities there is good and bad, but overall great for the home value.”
about 0:07:54

3 stars

“Not the best or the worst; police are slow to respond and can take twenty minutes to show up.”
about 0:07:54

2 stars

“There are not really any attractions in the area.”
about 0:08:50

2 stars

“In 2015 a child went missing in the neighbourhood and no amber alert was issued; police were slow to respond.”
about 0:09:05

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The story

Marianne Hagford was born on 26 July 1965 in Hennepin County, Minnesota, one of six children. They moved in together that summer. They bought a house in 1988, and for years they separated and reconciled, drinking until they passed out, fighting and forgetting the fights.

In August 1992 police were called to the house after a domestic dispute. A relative said he never saw Hagford sober after May 1993.

By eleven he was drunk enough for his mother to notice on the phone when he said he and Marianne were buying a Christmas tree. Witnesses said she became angry when he remarked on another woman and left without him. At about two he telephoned his parents again, talking to his father at half-time of the Vikings-Packers game about sawing the bottom off the tree. At about half past two he called again; when his mother answered he screamed "Mama, mama, come quick. Mary's dead," and hung up. His parents drove over and found him near the garage. His father went inside to call police and found Hagford face up on the living room floor; his mother kicked a handgun on the floor and put it on the couch.

Crystal police were dispatched at 2.47 p.m. They found the house in disarray, empty bottles everywhere, the Christmas tree on its side with saw marks on the trunk and blood over its base, a bloody saw, a shell casing, a shattered picture frame and a large pool of blood under the tree. The autopsy the next day confirmed a single gunshot to the back of the head, fired with the muzzle pressed against her skull. He was taken to the Robinsvale Police Department at 3.37 p.m. and interviewed twice, neither time recorded. That did not fit a contact wound to the back of the head. He told the lieutenant he would give a taped statement, but not then: "You have to understand I just killed the woman I love."

He said he did not remember shooting her because he had blacked out, had no memory from Friday evening to Sunday morning, and did not intend to harm her, though he conceded he probably shot her because nobody else was there. Both sides agreed he killed her and disagreed over whether he was too drunk to form intent.

On 26 July 1994, Hagford's twenty-ninth birthday, the family gave statements.

The case

Murder of Marianne Hagford

Victims

Marianne Hagford (28). girlfriend of about eight years, who worked with him at the Scovill Press; a heavy drinker, shot in the back of the head at the base of the Christmas tree.

Accused and outcomes

As told in the episode, on 16 September 2023.

Accused

Outcome

Other people

Sharon. Marianne's sister-in-law, who said had abused her physically and mentally

The timeline

  1. April 20, 1967 is born.about 0:12:28
  2. July 26, 1965 Marianne Hagford is born in Hennepin County, Minnesota.about 0:14:54
  3. 1986 and Hagford meet while both work at the Scovill Press. (Scovill Press)about 0:14:41
  4. May 1986 After a camping trip on the Apple River in Wisconsin, checks himself into rehab and stays about ten days. (Apple River)about 0:17:20
  5. the summer of 1986 They move in together.about 0:20:22
  6. 1988 They buy a house together. ( and Hagford house)about 0:21:40
  7. May 1988 Hagford moves out of the house they had just bought. ( and Hagford house)about 0:22:37
  8. August 1992 Police are called to the house after a domestic dispute; Hagford says knocked her down and she hit her eye on the table. ( and Hagford house)about 0:26:06
  9. May 1993 A relative later says he never saw Hagford sober after this month.about 0:28:06
  10. December 19, 1993, 6 a.m. wakes and begins drinking. ( and Hagford house)about 0:28:25
  11. December 19, 1993, by 11 a.m. Drunk, calls his mother and says he and Marianne are going to buy a Christmas tree. ( and Hagford house)about 0:29:01
  12. December 19, 1993, just before noon They drive to a Christmas tree lot next door to the VFW. (Christmas tree lot)about 0:30:04
  13. December 19, 1993, noon They enter the VFW and stay about ninety minutes; has two shots of tequila and Hagford a beer. (VFW)about 0:30:52
  14. December 19, 1993 Hagford becomes angry when remarks on another woman and leaves the bar without him; she comes back for him but he has already walked home. (VFW)about 0:31:55
  15. December 19, 1993, about 2 p.m. returns home and calls his parents again, speaking to his father at half-time of the Vikings-Packers game. ( and Hagford house)about 0:32:26
  16. December 19, 1993, 2.30 to 2.40 p.m. calls his mother, screams "Mama, mama, come quick. Mary's dead," and hangs up. ( and Hagford house)about 0:34:22
  17. December 19, 1993, 2.47 p.m. Crystal police are dispatched and find Hagford's body face up on the living room floor. ( and Hagford house)about 0:36:03

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