FILE 287 / 28 May 2022 / 65 MIN / express

Meat Cleavers & Ham Fishing

Ham Lake, MinnesotaListen

The town

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We're gonna go to Minnesota ... Ham Lake, Minnesota, only a half hour outside Minneapolis about 0:02:19

History, in brief

1855

Earliest white settlers arrived in 1855 and named the place Glen Carrie, a Scottish name meaning beautiful valley.

about 0:03:22

Town note

They advertised it across the United States as a future city.

about 0:03:38

1957

In 1957 a prairie fire destroyed everything and nobody lived there for about ten years.

about 0:03:47

1866

In 1866 a Norwegian man arrived and other Scandinavian settlers followed.

about 0:04:57
All 7 history facts

1855

Earliest white settlers arrived in 1855 and named the place Glen Carrie, a Scottish name meaning beautiful valley.

about 0:03:22

Town note

They advertised it across the United States as a future city.

about 0:03:38

1957

In 1957 a prairie fire destroyed everything and nobody lived there for about ten years.

about 0:03:47

1866

In 1866 a Norwegian man arrived and other Scandinavian settlers followed.

about 0:04:57

Town note

In the early 1900s potato farming was at its peak here, along with sod farms.

about 0:05:41

Town note

The town motto is convenient country living.

about 0:06:14

The figures, as told

Money

Median home value$422,700
Median household income$90,000 a year
All figures and comparisons, as told in 2022

Median household income

"$90,000 a year"

Comparison: "well above the $54,000 average". Direction: above.

As told in 2022 about 0:06:34

Median home price

"$422,700"

No direction stated.

As told in 2022 about 0:06:40

Population in 1970

"about 3,000"

No direction stated.

As told in 2022 about 0:09:35

Population

"over 16,000"

Direction: above.

As told in 2022 about 0:09:40

The reviews

2.5 / 5 · average of 4

5 stars

“The perfect location for quietness but also quick access to nearby areas.”
about 0:06:55

3 stars

“Ham Lake is odd; it is a small town and the businesses here are just plain weird, including a cowboy church.”
about 0:07:34

1 star

“The water is contaminated and has cancerous properties in all the well water; very racist area.”
about 0:08:33

1 star

“I was promised food but I got clapped with some ham 20 minutes ago at a gas station, not funny.”
about 0:09:10

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The story

Joan married Birk Nelson in 1953, and Carlson married another woman in 1954 and had two daughters with her, yet he and Joan carried on an affair for years. In 1960 Joan became pregnant by Carlson. Birk, who had no idea, raised the boy, Blake, as his own. Joan finally divorced Birk in 1972, when Blake was twelve, and she and Blake moved in with Carlson, whom she then married. Carlson rammed Blake's car off the driveway with his own car, and after Blake damaged his stereo he ran out and hacked every window of the boy's car with a meat cleaver. He also told anyone who would listen that Joan was sleeping with her son.

In March 1978 Joan and Blake left and moved in with Joan's parents in Minneapolis. Joan filed for divorce and obtained a restraining order. By August the divorce was nearly final, and Joan was staying at her brother Glenn and sister-in-law Gloria Fay Nelson's cottage on Ham Lake, a few houses from the house Carlson shared with his roommate John Fossey and Fossey's two sons. On August 7th, 1978 Carlson spent the morning angry about money Joan had taken from his trust, phoned a bank trust officer, and at five in the afternoon called a neighbour to say Joan had a boyfriend. At about seven Fossey left and found Carlson watching the cottage through binoculars, muttering that Joan would not leave him alone.

Carlson drank a whole fifth of 160-proof vodka in screwdrivers between seven and nine while he watched the house, brooding on the restraining order and on Blake's defiance. Then he took a shotgun and a revolver, put spare shells in his pockets, drove to a driveway beside the Nelson cottage and walked up to the screen porch. He shot Blake in the neck at close range without saying anything. Joan ran to her son and was shot in the neck, which severed her spinal cord; a third blast hit a chair behind her. Carlson threw the shotgun down on the lawn, went into the house, shot Joan in the back of the head with the revolver from about two feet, then fired twice at Gloria Nelson as she spoke on the phone to a neighbour, hitting her in the left chest and shoulder. She survived and was treated at Fridley's Unity Hospital. Eight or nine people were in the house; they scattered, some jumping out of windows.

Carlson walked away and flagged down the police, telling them a crazy black man with a shotgun had just shot two people. The officers found Carlson smelled of alcohol but seemed normal. Glenn Nelson told them the man they had just spoken to was his ex-brother-in-law. Carlson was not picked up until the next morning, when he turned up at a neighbour's house and asked them to call the police. In a taped interview he described the killings in detail and said he understood that ambushing his wife and son with a shotgun was a no-no. He refused to sign the statement.

Defence experts produced two EEGs, one taken after six ounces of vodka, which showed a mitten pattern said to appear in some mentally ill patients. The prosecution called him an obsessive, compulsive perfectionist and episodic alcoholic who knew exactly what he was doing.

The case

Murder of Blake Nelson and Joan Carlson

Victims

Blake Birk Nelson (18). Joan's son and Carlson's biological son, shot on the screen porch
Joan Carlson. Carlson's estranged wife, shot as she went to help Blake

Accused and outcomes

As told in the episode, on 28 May 2022.

Accused

Outcome

Other people

Birk Nelson. Joan's first husband, who raised Blake as his own
Glenn Nelson. Joan's brother, at the cottage; told police Carlson was the shooter
Gloria Fay Nelson. Joan's sister-in-law, 38, shot twice and survived
John Fossey. Carlson's roommate, who saw him watching Joan with binoculars

The timeline

  1. 1929 is bornabout 0:10:48
  2. childhood Carlson meets Joan at elementary school and they date as teenagersabout 0:10:56
  3. 1953 Joan marries Birk Nelsonabout 0:14:24
  4. 1954 Carlson marries another woman, with whom he has two daughtersabout 0:14:24
  5. 1960 Joan, still married to Birk, becomes pregnant by Carlsonabout 0:17:21
  6. 1960 Blake is born and Birk raises him as his ownabout 0:17:53
  7. 1972 Joan divorces Birk Nelson; Blake is 12about 0:18:58
  8. 1972 Joan and Blake move in with Carlson and Joan and marryabout 0:19:16
  9. 1972 Carlson asks to adopt Blake and Blake refuses, and never agreesabout 0:23:42
  10. 1972 to 1978 Blake wants nothing to do with Carlsonabout 0:24:16
  11. before March 1978 Carlson rams Blake's car off the driveway with his own car and later smashes its windows with a meat cleaver ( Carlson's house)about 0:32:38
  12. March 1978 Joan and Blake leave Carlson and move in with Joan's parents in Minneapolis (Joan's parents' house)about 0:26:53
  13. early 1978 Joan files for divorce and obtains a restraining order against Carlsonabout 0:27:22
  14. August 1978 The divorce is due to be final by the end of Augustabout 0:37:35
  15. August 7th, 1978, about 11 a.m. Carlson phones his bank trust officer, angry that Joan took money from his accountabout 0:40:56
  16. August 7th, 1978, 5 p.m. Carlson calls a neighbour and claims Joan has a boyfriend ( Carlson's house)about 0:42:17
  17. August 7th, 1978, about 7 p.m. Roommate John Fossey leaves and finds Carlson watching Joan through binoculars, saying she will not leave him alone ( Carlson's house)about 0:42:53
  18. August 7th, 1978, 7 to 9 p.m. Carlson drinks a whole fifth of 160-proof vodka in screwdrivers while watching the cottage ( Carlson's house)about 0:45:29
  19. August 7th, 1978, about 9 p.m. Carlson takes a shotgun and a revolver, parks in a neighbouring driveway and walks to the cottage (Driveway next to the Nelson cottage)about 0:49:05
  20. August 7th, 1978 Carlson shoots Blake in the neck on the screen porch without a word (Nelson cottage)about 0:50:00
  21. August 7th, 1978 Joan runs to Blake and is shot in the neck, severing her spinal cord; a third blast hits a chair (Nelson cottage)about 0:50:21

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