Murder league
Why is Crystal, Minnesota so murdery?
- Murders within 25 miles
- 12
- Episodes
- 7
- Towns
- 7
- Overall rank
- 74
- Rank in Minnesota
- 1
Crystal sits in Hennepin County, Minnesota, and the hosts introduce it with a small joke about spelling: "This is in Crystal, Minnesota, with a C." The facts note that Crystal Lake Township is named for Crystal Lake, the lake it surrounds. Population as told in 2023: 23,143.
The twelve murders within twenty-five miles arrive in seven episodes across seven towns, and they are spread thin. One happened in Crystal itself; the rest sit at twelve, fifteen, seventeen, nineteen and twenty-three miles. The years are just as scattered, 1978, 1980, 1989, 1993, 2000, 2008 and 2021, so this is not one bad decade but a steady drift of cases around the same corner of the state.
One episode carries the count: episode 16 has five victims, close to half the total. Episode 287 has two, and the other five episodes have one each. Crystal therefore does not top a league of murderous towns so much as sit at the centre of a wide catchment. It counts the show's cases, not crime statistics. The show picks the towns.
The cases within 25 miles
File 424 / 16 September 2023
The Bloodiest Present Under The Tree
1 victim / 0.0 miles
File 188 / 10 September 2020
A Garbage Disposal Full Of Secrets
1 victim / 12 miles
File 16 / 3 May 2017
A House Of Horrors
5 victims / 15 miles
File 375 / 30 March 2023
Bones In The Bonfire
1 victim / 15 miles
File 287 / 28 May 2022
Meat Cleavers & Ham Fishing
2 victims / 17 miles
File 608 / 27 June 2025
Bloody Headless Mess
1 victim / 19 miles
File 516 / 3 August 2024
The Office Stalker
1 victim / 23 miles